Hi All,
Firstly, thank you to a reader who has syndicated me into his PE website, all this helps us who have been afflicted by the curse of being a bit too hot off the blocks!
Well the summer it seems is finally here for at least a couple of days – infact sometimes when the sun shines is there anywhere better in the world than the UK?…the answer is still yes! But, I’m not complaining for once I am a summer bunny and a happy one at that at present! 
I see the Euro’s are well underway, and regular readers will note I’m a huge football fan. I can never seem to quite relate as well particularly guys who don’t like say football, rugby, cricket, tennis or one of the major rough and tumble sports. Any other blogger fans find that?, or is it me just being one dimensional?? – Because I assure you I’m not! Anyhow, I’m going to support the Dutch I think, with the absence of those over paid British pre-Madonna’s that litter the Premiership. My money is looking good after they turned the World Cup holders Italy over in their first game. ¡Hup Holland!
Pretty quiet on the S E and X front of late, so I’ve got a list of humorous retorts to partners who are less then helpful with my little problem, five more next month if I get some good feedback.
1) "My pants have been too tight all day and the sudden release of pressure caused major upheaval in my groin."
2) "You were just far too sexy, babe."
3) "I was jetlagged and still running an hour behind."
4) "A bedspring jabbed me in the ass, RIGHT in the g-spot, would you believe."
5) "I have COWS - Constantly Over-stimulated Willie Syndrome. It's a true medical condition. Check my . . . I mean, check the entry in Wikipedia.
Speak soon peop’s…
Craig x
Thanks for the thumbs up, Craig.
You should have some Digg, Delicious, Stumble etc buttons so we can bookmark and share your blog..