Hi Team,
Sorry it's been a while, but if it's not one thing it's your mother. Or Grandmother in this case.
So have you all had a good Bank Holiday weekend? - I hope so. Mine was surprisingly quiet and rather not all that I'd hoped for, but alas I'll make up for it this weekend I'd hope.
Still haven't heard back from the clinic which is a good sign as they only contact you should anything be wrong within two weeks - so I'm guessing no news is good news. But, then you start thinking what if they've got my old mobile, or I've written down the wrong email!? Perhaps I'll ring them just to confirm.
The sexual encounters have been drying up abit of late. Though I did have a brief late night meeting in terms of a Mrs Robinson type rendez-vous. I met said lady and friend in a late night watering hole and we eloped con friend back to my my apartment. After being treated to a fully blown X-factor type audition by the other girl. I've never seen or heard anything like it (soooo funny) well not at 5am in the morning! This girl really did think she was a great great singer (why do they always think that and get upset when they're told they're not?! always baffles me) and couldn't understand why Simon Cowell refused to even see her at the last auditions in Manchester, or wherever! I know why!! After serial-killing a Whitney Houston classic with warbles and much unrelated arm movements, open mouthed Robinson and I headed to the sanctity of the bedroom.
And well another surprise was in store. To put it bluntly, sometimes I think girls are better off just going home, rather than stay out when they're on the blob. I mean what is the point?! without wanting to offend 50% of my readers out there. It's soooooo frustrating in a way, but then when I blow my load after 3 secs I guess I can't really speak - which I did! haha Anyway, although both partners were willing mother nature had the last laugh and I just got a bit of oral. Great.
It's always the same when you can't do/have something, you just want it so much more. Oh well when the river runs red there's no point battling the tide is there...
Have a great week and hopefully a bit more lady luck for me will come, or just a post-menstrual lady! :-)
Craig x
