Premature Ejaculation

Hi all,

So did you have a big bank holiday weekend? I did. Action packed, fast and furious - just how us premature ejaculators like it! :-)

I went to see the latest instalment of Indiana Jones late last week, which I found to be a tad disappointing. It’s a bit like when they brought out the new Star Wars films, I was so looking forward to them, but in essence how could they even compete with the originals. For me Indy IV gets 3/5 and that’s mainly because the brooding Harrison Ford still looks the business donned in Fedora and still cracking a mean bull-whip.

Do you know that the according to the 2006 Congress of the European Society for Sexual Medicine, report (I’ve been doing my research – I’m a geek me!): the average lasting time of men with PE was 1.8 minutes. 'normal' men lasted an average of 7.3 minutes. I find these figures quite hard to work out. Surely even 7.3 mins of fun for you normal guys can’t be right?! I thought and in fact have heard and in some cases watched friends on the job for far longer – yeah sure a few drinks may have helped them, but hey that can’t be right can it…girls? Who are probably the best judge of timings etc! Us guys do sometimes time to elaborate on these things a bit like the lengths of our man-hoods, the 38yd volley we smashed in last week at football etc etc ;-)

The last time I had sex, which came after watching said Indy film, I lasted approx 1 or 2 minutes, which for me was a pretty good showing. The thing was the action happened around 3am which considering we got back home at around midnight was somewhat laboured in terms of a time frame. The fact of the matter was when do you make your first move as a guy? when you know sex is probably on the cards, but you’re not quite sure (see previous blog about the P word - bluurgghhh) As I find out the ideal time was 3hrs down the road, though looking back I could’ve saved myself a few hours sleep time and some of my best stories in what became a talk-a-thon instead of a shagathon – by making a move through being more self-confident.

I guess the Premature Ejaculation (PE) problem plays on my mind much more than I think. ;-( Oh well. I’ll know in future that when a girl invites you back to hers, breaks open a bottle of wine on a school night and sits pretty close to you on the sofa having had 3 previous dates, that the lucks in.

Anyways, good luck to you all people in your pursuits this coming week, can’t believe it’s the midweek point already!

Craig x

Hi Team,

Sorry it's been a while, but if it's not one thing it's your mother. Or Grandmother in this case.

So have you all had a good Bank Holiday weekend? - I hope so. Mine was surprisingly quiet and rather not all that I'd hoped for, but alas I'll make up for it this weekend I'd hope.

Still haven't heard back from the clinic which is a good sign as they only contact you should anything be wrong within two weeks - so I'm guessing no news is good news. But, then you start thinking what if they've got my old mobile, or I've written down the wrong email!? Perhaps I'll ring them just to confirm.

The sexual encounters have been drying up abit of late. Though I did have a brief late night meeting in terms of a Mrs Robinson type rendez-vous. I met said lady and friend in a late night watering hole and we eloped con friend back to my my apartment. After being treated to a fully blown X-factor type audition by the other girl. I've never seen or heard anything like it (soooo funny) well not at 5am in the morning! This girl really did think she was a great great singer (why do they always think that and get upset when they're told they're not?! always baffles me) and couldn't understand why Simon Cowell refused to even see her at the last auditions in Manchester, or wherever! I know why!! After serial-killing a Whitney Houston classic with warbles and much unrelated arm movements, open mouthed Robinson and I headed to the sanctity of the bedroom.

And well another surprise was in store. To put it bluntly, sometimes I think girls are better off just going home, rather than stay out when they're on the blob. I mean what is the point?! without wanting to offend 50% of my readers out there. It's soooooo frustrating in a way, but then when I blow my load after 3 secs I guess I can't really speak - which I did! haha Anyway, although both partners were willing mother nature had the last laugh and I just got a bit of oral. Great.

It's always the same when you can't do/have something, you just want it so much more. Oh well when the river runs red there's no point battling the tide is there...

Have a great week and hopefully a bit more lady luck for me will come, or just a post-menstrual lady! :-)

Craig x