A big hello to one and all,
Especially to my two new fav visitors (who left comments) to my last blog about the girl with the radio-active skin. Who incidentally has tracked me down via a friend of a friend. Slightly worrying as I think I’m going out again to the place we met tonight. Lets hope I don’t end up standing in the wrong spot…oops I meant face…sorry place.
To be honest I was thinking the other day how come not only do I orgasm like a pre-pubescent school child I look like one. I’ve still got pimples and I’m 30 – How can that be? Sometimes my forehead looks like a lunar land site my mother reckons it might be a food allergy, but I just can’t see it. And of all the things I eat it would take foerever to work out which one it would be anyway I reckon. Hmmmmmm.
Anyway, before I go on, what a fantastic game of football I witnessed the other night in the Champions League between Liverpool and Arsenal. The two footballing giants served up a delightful spectacle of football were you could argue the best team didn’t win on the night. Fantastic entertainment either way for the neutrals watching on.
In terms of the Premature Ejaculation blog, then the only thing of note this week is one of my visitors suggest I try Prozac, the anti-depressant drug. I replied saying that usually I’m not into prescribed anything, but with the problems that have afflicted my life so far in the S.E.X department, I’m definitely going to read up more on that. It’s just the thought of it puts me off. I mean I’m down, but not that down and stuff going into directly affect my brain which is bolloxed as it is I’m not sure as I say. Anyway, Bri (see previous blog) has risen from the mire like a phoenix I’m ever so pleased to say and got himself back on track which is fantastic. It shows it can be done one way or another.
Anyway, to end this little ditty is a joke I was sent by an understanding friend of mine- not. He knows shall we say…
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation, " said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
Terrible – I know.
Anyway, until the next time.
Craig x
