Thank you for the continued interest in my Premature Ejaculation blog. I’d like to say a problem shared is a problem halved, but after the nightmare night with the blonde (see Blog SS2) I’ve binned that phrase!
I’ve been thinking and the worst thing about my major malfunction, is that I’m pretty much spectacularly normal in everything else I do. I’m normal to the Nth degree really when I look at it. I have a normal, well paid job. I have a normal’ish family – as far as that’s possible evolving from the primordial stew that is the NW of England and I have lots of normal friends – apart from my Dutch friend who has a head like that of an ocean going vessel. He winds me up most to be fair as he’s hung like a donkey and fcuks like a jackhammer. Lucky bastard! :-)
But still saying all that, it boils down to the fact, I fcuk like a pubescent schoolboy who shoots quicker than a battery of machine guns, with the added ability now of not being able to re-load the ammo quite as quickly as I drift towards the dreaded abyss that is the 30s? Great, just great. :-(
Yes from an evolutionary/Neanderthal point of view I’m the perfect male. i.e. cavemen who came fast, stood more chance of impregnating a woman and enlarging their tribe. But, as hairy as I am, I don’t want a tribe, Christ I don’t want to hear the patter of tiny feet (I can put shoes on my dog for that!) – I just want to last longer than a nano-second and to just be able to really satisfy one woman. Just one woman!!! Is that too much to ask???? Arrrghhhhhhhhh
Trying to explain this embarrassment, lack of pride and of manliness in a way is like trying to explain what a particular colour looks like to someone who is blind. I am the butt of all my friend’s jokes hence the Sharp Shooter title – though I am a good striker and no that’s not because I’m quick – haha! and at times if I’m honest it all just gets a bit too much for me. Which is why this blog is a release, of a good kind :-), for me as it just shows to me I’m not in this on my own. I really appreciate all the kind words and interest this column has generated and hope in some way this helps you as it’s helping me.
Take care out there, wherever you are…
Craig x
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