A big big thank you to EddyG after taking my Blog wall virginity. He’s another fellow lost soul (and fine fella) also searching for the elixir of sexual fulfilment for all us Premmers, but for once, by responding to my blog, this time it was good to be first.

Anyway to the Blog mobile and sorry for the delay I’ve been away for a while: -

What is possibly more embarrassing than PE? Well I’ll tell you….

As a man nearer the end of his sexual peak than the start, I want you to briefly imagine the girl I’m about to describe next that I re-contacted via Facbook and met up with last week. If you can picture a bright 20yr old model, fantastically arranged, 5’10, blonde hair, blue eyed beauty. A vision, some may say a dream of a girl. Well can you imagine being summoned to bed as she peeled her clothes off one by one to become as naked as the day she was born (which was considerably a more recent phenomenon for her than me!) But, instead of the usual trouble (see SS Blog 1 above) you can’t even get up for the job!? Not a twitch, a rise =NOTHING! Normally I’d have had a typical Panda night – Eats, shoots and leaves long since the hat and scarf came off, but strangely not this night. Perhaps this is a good thing in light of my expedient problems, but how can not getting an erection with a hottie be a good thing?!
Poor girl tried everything once we got into bed as well, as did I naturally, but as you well know once you start worrying I guess, there is absolutely no chance of anything going up. If nothing else normally you can run a flag up there...quickly mind - haha!

Which gets me thinking. Perhaps it was because I’m nearly a decade older than her and I remember Take That the first time round, or the memory of my recent love split that caused the mental/physical block, but simply - how can this happen?…to me The Sharp Shooter! Up has never been the problem even with the 5 pints and trail of tequila shots I’d consumed, the out bit was always the thing – with, or without alcohol. I’m starting to think I must be mental. So to ease those asylum fears what I’ve done, is put this latest set-back in the file (what they call in sport) Performance Anxiety due to the erm…age difference - yeah that will do. But for crying out loud, it’s like jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire isn’t it! I thought my luck had to change after the festive break, but now this (which has really never happened before like this - this being a page about PE!) then you can imagine the good energy I had in writing the opening stanza to this Blog disappearing faster than Amy Winehouse to a backstage toilet. Still I’m up for a fight to the death and I’m sure it will happen soon…death that is, the way things are going! All can’t be that bad though if I can still get girls of that standard – right? right?

Stay tuned as I’m sure to be back to my usual problems soon. And if anyone has any similar instances though, then please do respond.

Craig x

PS - And there I was thinking by writing a Blog – ‘A problem shared would be a problem halved’ – Double trouble now typical :-)