My name is Craig and I have a problem. I suffer from premature ejaculation.
I could gloss over the subject, but I am literally ready to tear my head off - but given my situation it would probably just pop off before I actually got round to doing it!
You may laugh (many a girl has!), which is what I tried to do: ‘Oops that’s cos you’re so pretty.’ ‘That’s never happened before.’ etc etc but these covering retorts are a mere scratch on the surface to the sheer volume of woe brought about by my inability to control myself.
I’ll give you an insight into the scale of the problem: When you ruin your trousers on the bus home from school - you pass it off as a school boy blip, when you could orgasm at the sight of a buxom page 3 girl - that maybe construed as unlucky, but when you come before your fiancé begins to unzip your jeans, as a 29yr old! - you know there is big trouble in the land down under.
Infact, when I lie back and think about it (not too far though as this is a new internet ready laptop ;-), this issue has ultimately been the downfall of my last four long term relationships, which in itself is just soul destroying. My girlfriend, or should that be ex-girlfriend, just to rub salt into the wound, left me on New Years Day even! And for one I can’t honestly blame her. The leaving me bit, not the turn of a year timing, as that could’ve waited, but then again I guess that’s why she left - haha!
So this is the first post of my new blog, infact this is my first ever blog and I hope the end game will somehow bring an end to my misery and to those thousands of other frustrated men (and couples) like me over the length and breadth of this green and pleasant land – well pleasant aside from the yob culture and perpetual drizzle.
I welcome your postings, help and advice, as rest assured I’m not going to stop (pardon the pun) till I find something, anything to help us - the afflicted.
Craig
